FHM Philippines 2009 poll for 100 Sexiest Women in the World - Top 10 List with Photos.
Here is the FHM Top 10 list for this year’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2009
All the loyal and the faithful and the true believers gather together. Smile on your brother, hug one another, love one another, and proclaim to the rest of the world: It is a new day! It truly is a new day! Cristine Reyes is the new religion! Truly we say unto you: Henceforth you shall be calling out her name and only her name. You will love her as you have the others before her and probably more, as she is the mystery of innocence and sensual danger personified. Rejoice! Rejoice! For she is the soft, supple, and the radiant, her skin an apparition from which emanates radiant light! She is the blinding light! Cristine Reyes, our miracle, our new reason for living, the new drug, the new sensation, now and ever after!
We declare her our global winner again this year, reaffirming our faith that, yes, she is really a woman. Doubts arose after tabloid Weekly World News reported that she was born Mitchell Reed Fox who made the rounds of the pageant circuit before her (his) parents had her (him) go through sexual reassignment surgery at 16. Controversy sparked shortly after the news was unleashed on the web. Said tabloid is also responsible for these headlines: “Aliens abduct cheerleaders,” “Giant seaworm caught.” While turning down the offer to be the next Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 3, after Angelina Jolie, and dating Brian Austin Greene, the dork in the original cast of Beverly Hills 90210, don’t help her cause one bit, FHM swears by her steaming sexuality. All of it, we still maintain, biologically natural.
Let’s not get too embroiled in all the controversies Marian has gotten herself. Neither should we be punishing ourselves too much that, almost a year after we declared her our No. 1, she still hasn’t appeared on our cover—we have the morality clause in her endorsement deals to blame for that. Instead, we continuously look for that one thing we found most appealing in the first place and will love about her each time. We at FHM know we love this often-overlooked fact: She is a college graduate. An AB Psychology major at De La Salle University-Dasmariñas who finished her degree before she even became famous and interned at the National Center for Mental Health. When this whole showbiz gig blows over, Marian can go back to being human knowing she had her head intact the whole time.
More delicious now than she has ever been, Angel has been on the top 10 of the 100 Sexiest List every year for six consecutive years since her inclusion in 2003. Her stats so far: Tenth in ’03. Sixth in ’04. Captured the top spot in ’05. Occupied third place twice in ’06 and ’07. A notch down in ’08. And now: still in the top five. Even more amazing: If her raunchy billboards for a clothing company and a beauty clinic strewn along Edsa are any indication, she has more to give. And if her timing is right, she might just go on to capture the top spot again. Who knows, maybe next year? Two years from now? How long can she stay voluptuous and desirable? Answer: It will not be forever, but it will be very long…
Before, we would be writing this with nothing but the best possibilities for Katrina. Now, we’re not so sure. How it will all turn out for our darling after the scandal is unknown, even to us. But this is certain: She is a victim and therefore has nothing to apologize for her actions. Her trust was betrayed and she is unjustly made to bear the full shame of it. She is fighting to save her dignity and we are behind her all the way.
A little bit on the quiet side now after making noise in two well-received covers, we thought it strange to see her strutting her stuff in, of all places, an afternoon soap. Would an FHM man worth his hormone be caught dead watching at this time of day, right after Daisy Siyete and just before 24 Oras? Definitely not. So who benefits from Iwa Moto at such ungodly hours? A secret legion of male afternoon loafers who vote because, as you can see, Iwa is still high on the list. The gentlemen of midday leisure have spoken!
Vital stats: 36-25-36. The collusion of these three precious numbers has given Ehra a couple of fine things: two FHM covers; a coveted spot in the top 10 on the 100 Sexiest list; becoming a Tanduay calendar girl; a chance to work with Robin Padilla in the primetime telenovela Totoy Bato. But the first “36” in the statistics, powering the pair of toploaders that have opened the doors for Ehra, is also weighing her down. The result: a bad back. Good thing she’d rather have the back fixed.
What say we stake a vigil for a vigil and hunger strike for Anne Curtis eventual appearance on an FHM cover? We could sit it out and chant her name and refuse any food save for water until she is convinced she must do our cover. To top the stakes, we'll pair water with GSM Blue and drink ourselves shitless till she says yes. It could take years. Our livers will surely go to waste. But we are prepared to do anything.
Who would have thought that Bobot Mortiz, Johnny Delgado, Christopher De Leon and the late Jay Ilagan’s Goin’ Bananas spirit would be resurrected in Angelica and the other fine, sultry ladies (Valerie, Roxanne, RR) on this list? We thank both Banana Split producers and Ms. Panganiban’s good genes for this brilliant meeting of the minds. It’s always a pleasure seeing her make an oddball of herself—in skimpy outfits, of course. And yes, that includes her Kris Aquino impersonation.
Who would think that a toothless cute little girl who joined Little Miss Philippines more than a decade ago would be Tito, Vic and Joey’s biggest and hottest catch? If there’s a reason many people can’t get a nice nap during siesta time, it would probably be hot wacky Eat Bulaga co-host Pauleen. Seeing a hot chick do some weird antics on the tube is something that cannot be forgotten even after the final credits of Eat Bulaga. Wait till she surprises us next.
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